Perplexing.

[psipsy]

If a porn shop boasts having over 10,000 videos yet none of them are about maids, then how am I supposed to believe in Santa Claus?

Comments

[vampyre-miyu.livejournal.com]

Because if they had maid porn, Santa would never leave the store....

[animedude.livejournal.com]

Santa does not give out porn.

[psipsy.livejournal.com]

....empty-handed.

[psipsy.livejournal.com]

No, you just need a new Santa.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

None??

Hm.

I'd complain to the manager.

[hallucino.livejournal.com]

You need to move to France or Japan, Santa caters by regional preference!