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The Q&A thing from a few weeks ago was more successful than I expected, and I may do that again.

Results:

Question 1: Suspicion confirmed, although I dare say that I'm disappointed.. Bacon cheeseburgers are not their own food group after all.

Question 2: The Internet is NOT serious business and should NOT be regarded as such.

Question 3: Data inconclusive. I must go on a quest to go looking for the truth of life.

Question 4: Despite no discernment of gender in the question, most respondents were male. I find this heavily ominous. What am I supposed to do with a man-harem? aichan95 might also be under the impression that she's my common-law-wife.

Question 5: N/A. Instead I went fishing for questions. Only a couple questions were asked of me.

Onwards and upwards, as it were!

Perplexing.

If a porn shop boasts having over 10,000 videos yet none of them are about maids, then how am I supposed to believe in Santa Claus?