I have compiled a list of the five most likely why's and where's.
1. You have retunred to you're home planet to mate and/or recharge your batteries. 2. You have set out to find Harem Island, for obvious reasons. 3. You have set out to place yourself in various dangerous situations in an attempt to unlock you're latent mutant powers. 4. You killed a hooker in Dallas because she refused to sing the theme to the Card Captor Sakura movie while spreading chocolate pudding on her cheast. 5. Someone informed you that if you drill into Mount Rushmore, Teddy Rosavelt's head is filled with snacks.
1. Scheduled for next weekend. 2. That would require no less than a week, even with good leads to work with. 3. Accomplished! 4. There was no killing because she did it anyway and it was banana pudding. 5. Sadly, the opportunity for this objective did not come up.
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Date: 2007-08-13 06:29 am (UTC)1. You have retunred to you're home planet to mate and/or recharge your batteries.
2. You have set out to find Harem Island, for obvious reasons.
3. You have set out to place yourself in various dangerous situations in an attempt to unlock you're latent mutant powers.
4. You killed a hooker in Dallas because she refused to sing the theme to the Card Captor Sakura movie while spreading chocolate pudding on her cheast.
5. Someone informed you that if you drill into Mount Rushmore, Teddy Rosavelt's head is filled with snacks.
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Date: 2007-08-14 04:15 am (UTC)1. Scheduled for next weekend.
2. That would require no less than a week, even with good leads to work with.
3. Accomplished!
4. There was no killing because she did it anyway and it was banana pudding.
5. Sadly, the opportunity for this objective did not come up.
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Date: 2007-08-14 04:39 am (UTC)